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Как не геморойно смонтировать его в какой небуть виртуальный привод »

...что есть в вашем понятии "геморойно"?

Вот справка из мануала по Алкоголю(я полагаю,что с английским вы знакомы):

Alcohol Command Launcher (AxCmd.exe) allows you to mount and unmount image files on Alcohol virtual drives through command line parameters. Syntax: AxCmd.exe [drive:] [/M:path] [/u] [/L] [/?] [@cmd] drive: Specifies virtual drive letter or number. Possible values are A to Z or 1 to 31. /M:path Mount an image file on a virtual drive. Example: AxCmd.exe V: /M:c:\images\cd1.mds This example will mount image file cd1.mds (located in images folder on drive C in Alcohol virtual drive that is using V: drive letter. Note that if the full file/path name contains space character, then the file/path name need to be quoted for example: AxCmd.exe 1: /M:"C:\Documents and Settings\someone\My Documents\Alcohol 120\test 101.iso" Returns drive letter when success or 1 when failure occurs. /U Umount an image from a virtual drive. Example: AxCmd.exe V: /U Returns drive letter when success or 1 when failure occurs. /L Get the number of active Alcohol virtual drives. Example: AxCmd.exe V: /L Returns 0 if there are no active virtual drives. /? Display help. @cmd This parameter should be used together with /M parameter to execute a specified command after mounting an image file on a virtual drive. Example: AxCmd.exe 1: /M:c:\images\cd1.mds @1:play.exe This example will mount image file cd1.mds (located in images folder on drive C in first Alcohol virtual drive and then automatically run play.exe from this virtual drive.